Man I can't believe the umpire gave the Cub pitchers 12" on either side of the plate.
God, much like the umpire's union, wants the Cubs to win. With those two entities interceding on behalf of the Cubs all Arietta is going to need to do is make an arm motion, don't hit the mascot and it will be called a strike.
How do I know this? Sister Mary Josephus has been praying extra hard lately and I been sendinsg ice cream sammiches to the umpires locker rooms.
Hubris. I thought the Cubs front office screwed up by giving out the "W" towels before tonight's game, but the players over came the front office.
I didn't realize I tuned into homerun derby last night..
I see the Cards will start Lackey, we did not hit very well against him in the first game, hopefully at home it will be a different story.
My billy goat is in full rut.
I'll take suggestions form the Cubs faithful on what may be as equally disgusting as kissing a goat