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the things turkeys do.....

Liv4Rut

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I just got a call from my ole man, and he was all excited and had to tell me about his latest turkey adventure. He wasnt hunting, he has second season, but he was out plowing up one our pastures and decided to go to another one that has a little taller grass, he said he noticed something kind of out of place, he said he aimed his tractor at it and noticed it was a jake, so as he got a little closer, he noticed it was a jake breeding a hen, he thought that was cool and kept driving closer, then he got so close he had to swerve and said that he drove within 10 feet of the 2 and that little jake never missed a beat. so he let them be and went to the other corner where a big gobbler and a few hens were, he said he could of had both tonight from his tractor. I thought that was hilarious how smart they can be, yet so dumb lol, i just hope he doesnt get any ideas about hunting from his tractor
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whats the dumbest thing you've seen turkeys do?
 
lol. The only thing I can think of is I saw one that tripped while going through a fence and he fell sraight down right on his face.
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i spooked a big, adult tom two years ago. he flew off and then landed next to a fence that was in a bit "L" shape. he kept running next to the fence and then got caught in the corner. he would run up and down the fence either way over and over and over. he did this for over 3 hours!! eventually he finally walked far enough to get around one of the other points and went running off again. the fence was woven hogwire so he would stick his head through over and over but never could get it figured out. he ran the whole time as i had my blind set up and he knew exactly where i was. retarded. in fact, i know of a big gobbler that got killed because he was too dumb to hop over a hogwire fence but deadeye will have to tell that story!!
 
The stupidest thing I ever seen a turkey do was strut in the middle of the road right over a knoll. I was traveling at a high rate of speed and had no time to avoid him. Needless to say he looked like that penguin that keeps getting blasted by the club. WWWeeeeeeeeee. I always see them in the road, but that particular bird picked the wrong spot to flatter the ladies.
 
Two years ago I parked my truck in a gate opening to catch a few z's and watch the country side. Just as I was getting comfortable, I saw a hen coming down the trail. She just kept coming and crossed the fence in the opening I was in... not more than 3 feet from the truck. When she was 50 yds away I opened the truck door and she took off running!?
 
Well Muddy, I can't believe you didn't remember last seasons gut buster. We were both sitting in my DB blind in some ten year where we thought turkeys would cross feeding going to roost. There was a spot in the fence that would have been perfect to cross. This was also a woven wire fence. We see this group of turkeys working the creek line off in the distance. Instead of crossing where we could see them - where it was easy they decided to cross at the top of the hill where it was not so easy to cross. About 3 hens tried to fit through the woven wire fence. Their little beaners fit and they couldn't figure out why they couldn't fit through. They would lunge into the woven wire with their heads stuck through the fence thinking just a little harder and I can make it. The fence acted like a wrestling rope and pushed them back in the other direction just as hard as they lunged into it. This continued for probably 30 seconds which seemed like minutes. I tried to get the video cam setup on them in time, but was laughing too hard. Finally they gave up and flew the fence and went right above my blind by a few feet. If Muddy would have had the roof unzipped he could have touched one with his hand. He is a little taller than me you see.

Oh yeah on a more successful note: Muddy, my cousin, and I were walking in to this very small property. Muddy was calling and the other two of us had guns. We jumped a tom at about 10 yards or less out of the weeds. He takes off towards the timber and my cousin was the closest and muddy yells shoot so he did. The bird disappeared instanly - I thought he melon shot him. However I took off running like a bat out of #@!! to cut the bird off had he survived. I get around to the other field and see him trying to hide. I run up to where I saw him and stomped all the weeds and decided he had made the timber. I take off running on a logging road between two properties. I stopped and could hear him running through the thick brush. I ran ahead farther to cut him off in the field or to get him when he crossed the logging road. I made it to the end of the timber without seeing him. I was standing on the dike looking out into the field. I didn't see him anywhere and all of a sudden heard him right next to the fence. The woven wire didn't let him through and he took off running down the fenceline. He was only about 10 yards when I noticed him and didn't make it another 5 before my shotgun put him down for good.

Boy I love woven wire as long as it keeps them close to you and not keeping them away from you.
 
well the funniest thing i have seen a turkey do is fall out of a tree! yes i seen a turkey fall from a tree! the story goes like this. it was muzzleloader season in 1995 and i had just taken a doe, as soon as my dad got to me we went tracking and found the deer 50 yards away. while i was gutting it out a hen flew in the tree above where we were tending to the deer. my dad hit me on the shoulder and said "hey well looky here, there's a turkey above us", so i said "i'll be damned" then dad said "you know all you here is how sneaky and full of camo you have to be to hunt those things and look at this one he doesn't seem to be scared." then i said "yeah but dad these turkey's are awful smart and know when they can be shot at and when they can't be shot at, so that turkey is really smart right now." just as i said that the turkey just looked like he rolled off the limb, and fell about 40 feet to the ground and made a hell of a THUD when it hit the ground! the bird never once attempted to fly out of the stunt and when it hit the ground it kinda looked both ways and ran as fast as it could in the other direction. needless to say it took me about 2 hours to gut that deer because i was laughing to hard to be using a knife! hell i'm still laughing!
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