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Turkey Season


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>>Subject: Fw: TURKEY SEASON
>>This is my kind of kid!! Enjoy!!
>>A game warden was driving down the road in Kentucky when he came upon
>>a young boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the
>>boy, "Where did you get that turkey?"
>>The boy replied, "What turkey?"
>>The game warden said,"That turkey you're carrying under your arm."
>>The boy look down and said, "Well, lookee here, a turkey done
>>roosted under my arm!"
>>The game warden said,"Now look, you know turkey season is closed,
>>so what ever you do to that turkey, I'm going to do to you. If you break his
>>leg, I'm gonna break your leg. If you break his wing, I'll break your arm.
>>Whatever you do to him, I'll do to you. So, what are you gonna do with him?"
>>The little boy said, "I guess I'll just kiss his a$$ and let him go...!

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