teeroy
Life Member
> Two things Navy Seals are always taught:
>
>
>
> 1). Keep your priorities in order
> 2). Know when to act without hesitation.
>
>
>
> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
> the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several
> of his students when he flatly stated that once and
> for all he was going to prove that there was no God.
> Addressing the ceiling, he shouted: "GOD, if you are
> real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
> I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture
> room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
> minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real,
> knock me off this platform!!!!"
>
>
>
> Again, after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God
> saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His
> count down got down to the last couple of minutes when
> a Navy Seal, who was just released from the Navy after
> serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered
> in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Seal
> hit him full force in the face! This sent the
> Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The
> Professor was out cold. The students were stunned and
> shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Seal
> nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in
> silence. The class looked at him and fell silent
> also.....waiting.
>
>
>
> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
> shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When
> the professor regained his senses and could speak he
> asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
> did you do that?"
>
>
>
> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
> who are protecting your right to say stupid [censored] and
> act like an [censored]. So he sent me."
>
>
>
> 1). Keep your priorities in order
> 2). Know when to act without hesitation.
>
>
>
> A college professor, an avowed atheist and active in
> the ACLU, was teaching his class. He shocked several
> of his students when he flatly stated that once and
> for all he was going to prove that there was no God.
> Addressing the ceiling, he shouted: "GOD, if you are
> real, then I want you to knock me off this platform.
> I'll give you exactly 15 minutes!!!!!" The lecture
> room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten
> minutes went by. "I'm waiting God, if you're real,
> knock me off this platform!!!!"
>
>
>
> Again, after 4 minutes, the professor taunted God
> saying, "Here I am, God!!! I'm still waiting!!!" His
> count down got down to the last couple of minutes when
> a Navy Seal, who was just released from the Navy after
> serving in Afghanistan and Iraq and newly registered
> in the class, walked up to the Professor. The Seal
> hit him full force in the face! This sent the
> Professor tumbling from his lofty platform. The
> Professor was out cold. The students were stunned and
> shocked. They began to babble in confusion. The Seal
> nonchalantly took his seat in the front row and sat in
> silence. The class looked at him and fell silent
> also.....waiting.
>
>
>
> Eventually, the professor came to and was noticeably
> shaken. He looked at the Seal in the front row. When
> the professor regained his senses and could speak he
> asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why
> did you do that?"
>
>
>
> "God was really busy protecting America's soldiers,
> who are protecting your right to say stupid [censored] and
> act like an [censored]. So he sent me."
