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Value of the drink

dblmainbeam

dblmainbeam

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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams . If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy
 
I got a tear in my eye on that one.
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Jack is a wise,wise man.
 
I always liked the Buffalo Theory...

You see, a herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
 
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I feel the same way everytime I pull a Guiness out of the frige
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[/ QUOTE ]I hear ya buddy!!! Love Guiness and the stout beers at the Court Avenue Brewery and at other micro-breweries. Can't drink that water tasting pee colored yellow beer. Once you go with a frothy stout you can NEVER go back.
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