I'm tellin ya, ya gotta shave them pits. Use the wifes razor. She won't mind. I did ask my wife to shave my "spot", also known as ol #3, 'cause I was getting all nicked up and thats not a good place to get nicked up. Lots of germs and potential infections. But she just laughed at me. So I took matters into my own hands. I took a large mirror, put it on the floor, straddled it and had a pretty good look at what I was tryin to shave, but the view still wasn't good enough. So I got some six inch duct tape, stuck it to my right cheek, applied some traction and attached it to the wall. Took another piece and stuck to my left cheek, applied some traction and attached it to the other wall, there by "opening up" the area and giving me a full view of ol #3 in the mirror. Shaving was a snap, no nicks and very little razor burn. Then, with the area still wide open, I spray on unscented anti persperant and deoderant (I've been paid NOT to mention the brand I use). Keeps ol #3 dry, fresh and odor free for along time. I use spray instead of roll on, I don't like that gooey felling down there. The tape does burn a bit when taking it off, but hey, no pain, no gain. Anything for scent elimiantion. I thought I might get by with out doing the mirror-tape-shave-spray gig this year on account of my chlorophyll regimen, but my gastrointerologist has advised me to severly cut back on my copper chlorophyll intake. PMA memebrs will understand that one.
Anyway, try the mirror-tape-shave-spray method, you won't belive how this helps erradicate unpleasent ol #3 odor. I think Shredder will volunteer to do a demo at next years Rendezvouseses, he already does some shaving.
The 'Bonker
Just kidding with Scout,I don't think anyone could actually be that cruel.Let alone stupid enough to apply it there,because you'd probably end up with a sore
