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hershy
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...I was in a typing mood and decided to have a little fun with a burr in most our backsides...slob hunters...obviously we need to take these threats to our sport seriously, but every once in a while its good to laugh at their stupidity...it helps us from going mad and keeps in focus the real things that attract us to the sport of hunting...here is a list of a few slob hunters I have witnessed or heard about...feel free to add to the fun with your ideas and observations...
You might be a slob hunter if...
...sighting in your equipment involves seeing the first deer of the season...
...you think your gun or bow gets more accurate at long ranges as the size of the deer's antlers increase...
...you think gaining permission to hunt private land includes tearing down the 'No Hunting' sign or at least shooting it once...
...you buy a deer tag for your dog...
...you don't know whose land your hunting on, and your not even sure what county your in...
...your treestand was made by Ford, Chevy or Dodge...
...you kid your hunting buddy about being a lousy shot and he replies, "I'd be a better shot if you'd slow the truck down more!"...
...your buddies all wear blaze orange flak jackets...
...the last deer you shot that wasn't running was on a bright yellow sign...
...you consider a long hunting season to be hunting both Saturday and Sunday...
You might be a slob hunter if...
...sighting in your equipment involves seeing the first deer of the season...
...you think your gun or bow gets more accurate at long ranges as the size of the deer's antlers increase...
...you think gaining permission to hunt private land includes tearing down the 'No Hunting' sign or at least shooting it once...
...you buy a deer tag for your dog...
...you don't know whose land your hunting on, and your not even sure what county your in...
...your treestand was made by Ford, Chevy or Dodge...
...you kid your hunting buddy about being a lousy shot and he replies, "I'd be a better shot if you'd slow the truck down more!"...
...your buddies all wear blaze orange flak jackets...
...the last deer you shot that wasn't running was on a bright yellow sign...
...you consider a long hunting season to be hunting both Saturday and Sunday...