best county in the state?

[Fishbonker]

Darn it pharmer. Now everybody is gonna know where to find all then biguns. I've got Booners behind every tree and the biggest durn does you ever did see in the crik bottoms. Just the other day I had to shoo a whole herd of 170+ class bucks outa my barn. They was in there ogling the Jeep. My deer are so tuff they ain't neven dropped theys antlers yet. And I gots em so well trained up that they drop theys sheds right in my front yard. One day one of 'em dropped a side out in the woods. I saw him carrying it in his mouth up to my front porch where he dropped the shed and then stod there and shook his head till the other side dun dropped right off.

An I'll tell yuh what else, now the revenooers'll know wheres my still is. Ya think them bottles are really fulla Makers Mark? Why heck no they ain't. I dun found me a empty bottle one day out pickin up cans. I washed mosta the stuff outa the bottom an filldr right up. twerent worred bout no bugs er nuthin on acounta the home brew would kill it all anyway.

What day is this? Oh yeah, April fools day.

The 'Bonker

 

[dbltree]

 

[bjkpharmd]

Shack- profile says college student. Where are you going to be?

 

[shackdaddy]

im going to william penn university to play baseball

 

[shrek1]

Thanks to Bonker and Pharmer for some great laughs.

Shack- I would reccommend south central or southwest the east is way to overrated and overpressured.