Ghost
Life Member
40 pounds ain't crap Skully...
I got me a adaptor that connects surgical tubing to the end of a firehose...slide the tubing down the ol throat and crack the hydrant...
Small fish'n cork down the throat to seal'm up and your good to go.....blow's um up like a water bed!
Oh ya, and then, run um down to the corner beauty shop and get cha a couple more beard braided in fur a 30 inch rope!
I got me a adaptor that connects surgical tubing to the end of a firehose...slide the tubing down the ol throat and crack the hydrant...
Small fish'n cork down the throat to seal'm up and your good to go.....blow's um up like a water bed!
Oh ya, and then, run um down to the corner beauty shop and get cha a couple more beard braided in fur a 30 inch rope!
Skully
PMA Member
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40 pounds ain't crap Skully...
I got me a adaptor that connects surgical tubing to the end of a firehose...slide the tubing down the ol throat and crack the hydrant...
Small fish'n cork down the throat to seal'm up and your good to go.....blow's um up like a water bed!
Oh ya, and then, run um down to the corner beauty shop and get cha a couple more beard braided in fur a 30 inch rope!
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Now THAT would be cheating!
40 pounds ain't crap Skully...
I got me a adaptor that connects surgical tubing to the end of a firehose...slide the tubing down the ol throat and crack the hydrant...
Small fish'n cork down the throat to seal'm up and your good to go.....blow's um up like a water bed!
Oh ya, and then, run um down to the corner beauty shop and get cha a couple more beard braided in fur a 30 inch rope!
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Fishbonker
Life Member
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You'd best stop posting pictures like that, 'Bonker won't be able to fit under his desk from the excitement.
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I won't be able to fit under my desk because I'll be thinkin of spending time in a blind with you, ya big QT. Wait a second......I think I......yup, I did, I just crossed a line. (Insert vomiting graemlin here)
The 'Bonker
You'd best stop posting pictures like that, 'Bonker won't be able to fit under his desk from the excitement.
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I won't be able to fit under my desk because I'll be thinkin of spending time in a blind with you, ya big QT. Wait a second......I think I......yup, I did, I just crossed a line. (Insert vomiting graemlin here)
The 'Bonker
dbltree
Super Moderator
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You'd best stop posting pictures like that, 'Bonker won't be able to fit under his desk from the excitement.
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I'll be thinkin of spending time in a blind with you
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Hope BJ can fit all his "weaponry" in there with ya Muddy....
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You'd best stop posting pictures like that, 'Bonker won't be able to fit under his desk from the excitement.
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I'll be thinkin of spending time in a blind with you
The 'Bonker
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Hope BJ can fit all his "weaponry" in there with ya Muddy....
R
Renobber
Guest
I bet that doesn't kick....
dbltree
Super Moderator
Dang...only a few days left to signup for the 2007 Spring Turkey Contest.
If your not a PMA member.... it's easy to sign up
The wealth of information on this site always amazes me...not to mention just plain all around fun!
of course if your from northern Iowa...I understand if your too chicken to sign up...
If your not a PMA member.... it's easy to sign up
The wealth of information on this site always amazes me...not to mention just plain all around fun!
of course if your from northern Iowa...I understand if your too chicken to sign up...
risto2351
Well-Known Member
Come on now Dbl. Do you really think those little robins you keep showing us will have half the chance of beating our huge butterballs?
It is not too late to withdraw your name if you live in Southern Iowa.
Oh I forgot you might get lucky and draw a Northern partner to help you.
It is not too late to withdraw your name if you live in Southern Iowa.
Oh I forgot you might get lucky and draw a Northern partner to help you.
dbltree
Super Moderator
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....drag one a these big ole southern Iowa toms back to the "weigh station"
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Will you be using the horse trailer also.
(Watch Muddy put us together)
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and if so then we'll
when we win risto...and if we end up eating crow
we'll
the winners...either way we'll have some fun
I'm kinda bummed we don't have any gal hunters throwing their hat in the ring though...
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....drag one a these big ole southern Iowa toms back to the "weigh station"
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Will you be using the horse trailer also.
(Watch Muddy put us together)
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and if so then we'll
I'm kinda bummed we don't have any gal hunters throwing their hat in the ring though...
turkeyriver
PMA Member
Just got around to reading this post. I think I will skip the end of the season party Skully was talking about. The "ballet" voting scares me. Bonker and Muddy in tights and tu-tus????