I'm voting for an air drop. Some other State with inferior genetics is air dropping their does into our state to try and make our bucks smaller. It'll work too, cause their does are real sluts and know how to attract all the big, genetically superior bucks. Our native does will then be fored to breed with the few inferior bucks we have and in a deer generation or two Iowa will not have any bucks worth hunting. Better cancel all the leases and sell all the land. The hayday is over.
Don't belive it? Then I suppose you don't belive in the silent black helicopters and C130 stories either.
The 'Bonker