One Tough Buck

[KCCyclone]

Received these pictures in an email today so not quite sure on the story. But needless to say, deer are some tough animals!!! Look at the bump between the nose and eye.

 

[Skully]

Yeeeeouch!!!!!!! Damn that would hurt!

 

[houston]

That had to make his eyes water!

 

[Renobber]

Damn that would hurt.

 

[TimberPig]

That would make a REALLY sweet european mount!

 

[Fishbonker]

I feel a rant commin on.....PETA, the Humane Society and all those other tree huggin bunny kissin swim with the dolphins whale watchin Orca lovin anti cruelty to animals nuts think we cause undo pain and suffering? Nuthin more cruel and heartless than old Ma Nature herself. OK it was a short rant but I feel so much better. I think I'll go eat a Sandhill Crane samich with a side of Caviar and Panda Bear nuggets. After that I'm gonna cut me down an acre or two of rain forest, work on melting the polar ice caps by drivin my SUV at top speed over a parked Yugo to the closest pack of wolves and see how many I can fit into the back of said SUV. I feel even better, why I'm practically giddy.

The 'Bonker

 

[Shovelbuck]

Why not tell us how you really feel Bonker?

 

[dbltree]

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I feel even better,

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Me too!

 

[Musky Hunter]

You know Bonker, it would do you some good if you just let loose every now and then and said what was on your mind.
Who knows, you might even feel better

 

[Husker]

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and Panda Bear nuggets

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I know I'm gonna regret this but... do they taste like chicken??

Oh and holly Hannah that's gotta hurt

 

[Fishbonker]

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and Panda Bear nuggets

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I know I'm gonna regret this but... do they taste like chicken??

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No, more like Bald Eagle meat after its been drenched in Condor egg and rolled in cracker crumbs stolen from UNICEF/Care packages and fried to a golden brown in rendered Manatee blubber.

The 'Bonker

 

[captain]

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No, more like Bald Eagle meat after its been drenched in Condor egg and rolled in cracker crumbs stolen from UNICEF/Care packages and fried to a golden brown in rendered Manatee blubber.


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wow...I haven't laughed so hard in a long time.
I think I may have pi##ed myself.
Nice work.

 

[JNRBRONC]

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No, more like Bald Eagle meat after its been drenched in Condor egg and rolled in cracker crumbs stolen from UNICEF/Care packages and fried to a golden brown in rendered Manatee blubber.

The 'Bonker

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What's a person wash such a fine meal down with? OE800? Cobra?

 

[Fishbonker]

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No, more like Bald Eagle meat after its been drenched in Condor egg and rolled in cracker crumbs stolen from UNICEF/Care packages and fried to a golden brown in rendered Manatee blubber.

The 'Bonker

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What's a person wash such a fine meal down with? OE800? Cobra?

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No, more of a fine wine made from the sap of the Giant Sequoia tree and saguaro cactus.

The 'Bonker

 

[Thinkin Rut]

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After that I'm gonna cut me down an acre or two of rain forest, work on melting the polar ice caps by drivin my SUV at top speed over a parked Yugo to the closest pack of wolves and see how many I can fit into the back of said SUV.

The 'Bonker

[/ QUOTE ]I always thought SUV's drove themselves?

 

[youngmoose]

that deer must have been standing in front of that hunter begging him to shoot.