Well, at .4 cents/seed, that 4/10s of a cent/seed I could afford to plant it. Only problem is if drunk cats act like drunk humans I'll be up to my neck in fornacating cats. The aim, and I do mean aim, is population control, not expansion.
The other concern is with all of the Mt.Lion sightings last thing I need is a buncha drunk bullies hanging aroung the 'nip plot and beatin up on the local toms. Say, I wonder what a Mt. Lion/barn cat mix would look like? You know what happens at closing time.....
“Meowwow” (Hey babe, come here often?)
“Meowreow” (No, I’m new in town and I heard from the other pussies hangin in the barn that this was a good place for some ‘nip)
“Gurr” (Beat it ya little twerp. She’d rather spend her time with a big guy like me than a scrawny tabby like you.)
“SSSSHHEECHHHHH” ( OK, I’m leaving but I gotta put on show on for the ladies so I’m gonna arch my back, puff up my fur and hiss at ya a couple of times before I run off. Who invited you here anyway?)
“Gurr” (If ya know whats good for ya stay away from this ‘nip plot, I’m now the boss. And by the way, the Iowa DNR invited me. They shot me in the butt out in Montana with some great drugs, put me in a box and paid for my transportation here. Sounds kinda like the WHA doesn’t it?)
“Mmmeeeowww” (You’re so big and strong. Handsome too!)
“Gurr” (I like the way you wear your fur)
“Meeooowwwow” (You say the nicest things)
“Gurr” (Have another snort of ‘nip)
“Meeyowl” ( I really shouldn’t, I’ve snorted quite a bit already and I’m fellin a little lightheaded)
“Gurr” (Ah come on, one more little snort won’t kill ya)
“Meerowl” (OK,{giggle giggle}But I get a little crazy when I’ve nipped too much)
“Gurr” (I’ll make sure you get back to the barn OK)
“MeeHAKHAKHAKHAKgreleck” (I’m so sorry, too much nip and I hak up fur balls, can you take me home I’m all nipped out)
“Gurr” (Sure, but I won’t respect you in the morning)
The 'Bonker
