Fishbonker
Life Member
I have always tried to be an innovator in the hunting industry but the only real claim to fame and fortune I have is the invention of the ‘Bonker Blocker. There is always ‘Bonkerfluage but that was just a renaming of an already proven product. Follow this link: http://iowabowhunters.org/bowwin2010.pdf and scroll down to ‘Bonker’s World to read about how the ‘Bonker Blocker came to be. ‘Bonkerflauge is well chronicled somewhere on this site.
Not one to rest on my laurels, I have come up with a new product. This product will so revolutionize hunting as you know it yet is soooooo simple you will bonk yourself in the head for not thinking of it before me. If you followed the link and read about the ‘Bonker Blocker you could see that I needed some thinkin juice to come up with that product, but not for this one.
My new product is so easy to use my prostaffers figured it out without, in true man form, even reading the instructions. Granted, one of my prostaffers wore his ‘Bonker Blocker on top of a tall hill in a lightning storm and was subsequently struck by lightning. He has since made a full recovery, well, recovery to what is a valid question but even he is able to use my new product.
My new product is portable, does not require electricity so there is never a worry about dead batteries or extension cords that are too short. My product is scalable to fit whatever pack size you use. You can use as little or as much as you want. My product is 100% natural, organic and bio-degradable. My new product is made in America. In fact this product is made right here in Linn County Iowa.
OK, enough of a tease, by now I’m sure you all have your credit cards out and are ready to order. My new product is called, drum roll please……….¢entaway. My product is colorless, odorless and has been tested by the Iowa Hygienics Laboratory to be safe for use by humans either internally or externally.
Here is how ¢entaway works, you send me your money and I’ll send you whatever amount of my water you need. I guarantee that ¢entaway will absolutely take your ¢ents away. I charge by the pound so a gallon of my ¢entaway will cost $8.35 plus shipping and handling. Recommended minimum order is 1 gallon. Shipping is less on smaller amounts but I charge more for handling smaller containers. Plus I have plenty of old milk and pesticide jugs around.
The only trouble I’m having is deciding on a catch phrase for my product. I thought “Let my ¢entsaway take your ¢ents away” or maybe “Let ¢entsaway take you sense away” “This is a no nonscents product” “This noscents stuff is nonsense” “¢entsaway, making poor folks rich and rich folks poor”.
If you have any catch phrases for my ¢entsaway let me hear ‘em and I’ll cut you in on the net profits.
I’m off to the patent office, sure hope the line isn’t very long.
Not one to rest on my laurels, I have come up with a new product. This product will so revolutionize hunting as you know it yet is soooooo simple you will bonk yourself in the head for not thinking of it before me. If you followed the link and read about the ‘Bonker Blocker you could see that I needed some thinkin juice to come up with that product, but not for this one.
My new product is so easy to use my prostaffers figured it out without, in true man form, even reading the instructions. Granted, one of my prostaffers wore his ‘Bonker Blocker on top of a tall hill in a lightning storm and was subsequently struck by lightning. He has since made a full recovery, well, recovery to what is a valid question but even he is able to use my new product.
My new product is portable, does not require electricity so there is never a worry about dead batteries or extension cords that are too short. My product is scalable to fit whatever pack size you use. You can use as little or as much as you want. My product is 100% natural, organic and bio-degradable. My new product is made in America. In fact this product is made right here in Linn County Iowa.
OK, enough of a tease, by now I’m sure you all have your credit cards out and are ready to order. My new product is called, drum roll please……….¢entaway. My product is colorless, odorless and has been tested by the Iowa Hygienics Laboratory to be safe for use by humans either internally or externally.
Here is how ¢entaway works, you send me your money and I’ll send you whatever amount of my water you need. I guarantee that ¢entaway will absolutely take your ¢ents away. I charge by the pound so a gallon of my ¢entaway will cost $8.35 plus shipping and handling. Recommended minimum order is 1 gallon. Shipping is less on smaller amounts but I charge more for handling smaller containers. Plus I have plenty of old milk and pesticide jugs around.
The only trouble I’m having is deciding on a catch phrase for my product. I thought “Let my ¢entsaway take your ¢ents away” or maybe “Let ¢entsaway take you sense away” “This is a no nonscents product” “This noscents stuff is nonsense” “¢entsaway, making poor folks rich and rich folks poor”.
If you have any catch phrases for my ¢entsaway let me hear ‘em and I’ll cut you in on the net profits.
I’m off to the patent office, sure hope the line isn’t very long.